Eleven reasons that Kramer from Seinfeld is the worst character

  1.  He seriously hurt a fucking blue whale and almost caused it to die, had it not been for George's intervention, the blue beast might as well have been dead. And the show makes quite light of the near-murder of an endangered, highly intelligent specie.

  2. Did he really really need to tell George that they all saw his girlfriend topless? Insensitive AF.

  3. Oh stealing a lobster trap from a local lobsterman? Not only is it illegal, but also despicable. How does this man function in normal society?

  4. How about the time he committed advertising fraud by basically claiming his full-fat yogurt was fat-free, feeding a large swathe of new york city an item they ate specifically because of claimed health reasons!

  5. Misutilizing, perhaps even stealing, the Post Office's trucks was probably a Federal crime of sorts, but nobody cares!

  6. Remember how he completely destroyed Jerry's car with his BS blood thing, and then had the gumption to not take any responsibility for it? Wild!

  7. How about all those occasions he saunters into Jerry's apartment and takes whatever he desires, just like that, without so much as a request? Ruuude!

  8. The way he backstabbed Jerry's dad for those raincoats wasn't very admirable either!

  9. And ohh, how quickly he was convinced to be a model for the smoking ads, does this man have no moral qualms about anything at all?

  10. By compromising with the Coffee chain against his lawyer Jacky Chile's advice, he proved himself to be the stupidest of the four, even greater than George, and that's saying a LOT.

  11. Who can even forget his ridiculous photography with elaine situation, where she had her pornographic image put into Christmas greeting cards to family?! Disgusting!

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