- How are the floaty clouds maintained? If they're dry ice, don't they just like...fall down...or dissipate? What are your 'cloud/smoke' expenses in a year?
- How does anything get done in there if nobody wants to do the less fun chore, and everybody can explore their true interests? Who cleans the toilets, for example, or do you find people whose life's goal is to clean toilets? And don't give us that 'we do it by magic' bs because surely somebody has to be in the toilet magic duty as well.
- Who keeps accounting of all the curses and boons and threats and foretold future? As in, surely the universe you live in is not one without free will, and if there's any, then there must be a system kept to make sure what has been foretold has to happen. How is the logistics of that executed? How are those people rewarded? DO they enjoy their work?
- So the thing about the political systems of the heavens....isn't it kinda'...old fashioned, and really really sexist? Like where's the women in the court, and why do they not hold any major power? And what exactly has given the current ruling class the mandate to heh forgive the pun, lord it over everybody else? Or do you all have to constantly fight in a democratic system within yourselves, besides fighting the demons quite literally?
- Does it not feel bad when you have to go begging to the three trinities every so often to get your heavenly palace back? Do you guys like have zero shame or what? And does nobody make fun of you for that?
Frequently asked questions about heavens that we would rather you keep to yourself
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