30 things

1.  Eggs
   
   
2. 'fetch'
   
   
3. a global cabal of evil people very well-coordinated and competent but nobody can detect them but a bunch of losers who don't have anything better to do
   
   
4. leprechauns
   
   
5. expensive weddings
   
   
6. pomelos, yum yum yum
   
   
7. 'some son of a bitch came here and messed it up' situation
   
   
8. white backgrounds
   
   
9. aftershave
   
   
10. cruises
    
    
11. the other kind of cruises
    
    
12. that nostalgia you get for things you never experienced
    
    
13. bone-chilling winters
    
    
14. horses, for some reason
    
    
15. the latin word for gold
    
    
16. car reselling companies
    
    
17. ceo's who will say literally anything to take their payday to the wazooo
    
    
18. cute animals?
    
    
19. mittens
    
    
20. marathon
    
    
21. people getting annoyed for no good reason and with no warning
    
    
22. horsemeat
    
    
23. standup comedy
    
    
24. the one awesome ring of power
    
    
25. self check-ins
    
    
26. four-headed gods
    
    
27. crazy hijinks done sober
    
    
28. being shit on by others
    
    
29. out-of-fashion mustaches
    
    
30. 'beep beep'