Stop poking your nose in front of girls and other advice one could have done with at the right time

1.  Stop poking your nose in front of girls.
   
   
2. "Yes" is never the right answer to the question that ends with 'fat'.
   
   
3. No matter the urgency, do not, do not, do not, do not, look at the watch. Set up a cockerel in the neighborhood if you can, it'll be less messy.
   
   
4. People think they want to hear you say certain things said between two people that are not acceptable in polite company, but really they don't, avoid bringing up such conversations at any costs, and never agree to them.
   
   
5. Don't even joke about 'what are we', actually particularly never ever ever ever joke about it, or any sort of talk about marriage etcetera.
   
   
6. When offered a handwash or a hand sanitizer or a piece of gum, always take it. Always. Even if you just washed your hands or have like a giant ball of gum in your mouth.
   
   
7. The people who say negging doesn't work aren't right, in exactly the same way people who say you should use eel as a bait for sharks are wrong.
   
   
8. Boundary-setting is good for all parties at all the times, even though it can feel at times that it's against your interests, trust me healthy clear boundaries that are implemented well are the best.
   
   
9. Don't ever ever ever ever ever mention pregnancy, not to a woman due tomorrow, even.
   
   
10. You don't have to follow up with the commitments you made with no intention of keeping them but now you're stuck in an interesting situation and you think the easiest thing to do is to just play along.