Things that might turn out to be the secret behind black holes

 I was watching the PBS Spacetime video on blackholes (and if they're fuzzy) and now youtube's showing me the "Spark" video on the history of blackholes. And I reallly need to get a lot of words out in a short amount of time. Which means...dun dun dun, you got it, I'm going to be writing about blackholes. lots of bullshit and uninteresting crap.

So here's the ten things that might turn out to be the secret behind black holes:

1. Time wormholes, you get into them, you can travel to the past, future, whatever, just like that, magic!
   
   
2. Space wormholes, you get into one blackhole, you come out of another way way wayyyy further away in the universe, essentially crossing spacetime, but not really time that much because if you went back, you'd get back to where you started from, like magically.
   
   
3. Your mom's butt.
   
   
4. The end of the universe.
   
   
5. Gods!
   
   
6. Hell, demons, bad things.
   
   
7. A very dense concentration of very dense people.
   
   
8. Mathematical anomaly.
   
   
9. The place where all those annoying mfking fruitflies come from.
   
   
10. Snakessss.