The eggheads didn't know what to do.
They had been taught to flee in danger, prowl in case of overwhelming power and negotiate when nothing else worked. What they had know clue on how to deal with was upon being proposed romantically by somebody.
It happened.
So uhh you guys what what uh where this is what are the rules, the chief egghead asked his council. Silence. Nervous coughing. A loud yawn from somebody in the front.
Soo errr what is it they want from us, a brave soul from the back shouted without rising up.
They're saying they want to take us out on a date, as a group, and we can choose whoever we want to go out with from them.
Ohh where are they taking us out, somebody else chirped.
It is, hmm, I didn't ask, I didn't ask because I was too confused as to what was happening, so I didn't ask. It was strange.
We should go, shouted somebody from the back.
Yeaayyy, girls, we're gonna get our turn already, said somebody else.
Girls, girls girls girls, the chant began!
NO, no, we must evaluate this, calculate the pros and cons of this interaction, this could be a trap!
Boooo, the crowd began chanting. Booooo! We. Want. Girls. We Wat. Girls! They shouted.
We must make this decision with full consideration of all the variables, we can't just...make a rash decision out of our instincts, the head of the eggheads droned on!
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