17. Never eat alone.
33. Always claim the fart, even if it's not yours. Always.
212. Any woman with the name Emma will just break your heart and you know it.
244. If you don't have time for a full shower, a quick rub-and-tug followed by the roller on your neck and armpit.
251. A thick large pillow is an acceptable replacement for a partner.
259. An old, dried, ginger is a perfect spice to add to your food.
263. If you didn't know the rules, you're not as liable for the punishment, nobody told you.
280. "Ate too many beans and am farting all over the place" is a fine excuse, to skip religious ceremonies to work meetings.
288. It wasn't avocado, but you knew that already dintcha, you spice-lover?
324. Invite people over for dinner.
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