Ten top ten lists I gotta write about, but am too lazy to

1. Ten things you knew for sure were true but you just found our weren't
   
   
2. Ten tv shows you thought were so sick when you watched them, but can't stand them anymore
   
   
3. Ten celebrities who were widely respected in the 90's but turned out to be super creeps
   
   
4. Ten things we miss from the nineties
   
   
5. Ten topics you are not allowed to talk about with Pope (number eight will shock you!)
   
   
6. Ten times you could have been smarter and braver than Harry goddamn Potter
   
   
7. Ten catchy songs your innocent mind didn't appreciate the horniness of
   
   
8. Ten social media influencers who turned out to be duds (and three who didn't!)
   
   
9. Ten fish you don't want to eat anymore because you'd be disturbed how they are really
   
   
10. Ten local issues you weren't paying attention to because you were too distracted by national and international politics