11 Signs you might be a cartoon character

1. When you bump into walls, furniture etcetera, you just walk through them, leaving a you-shaped hole onto the object.
   
2. You know the trick to not falling off a cliff when you've run up to it is to not look down. As soon as you look down, you fall.
   
3. When you see someone cute or attractive, your eyes pop out of their sockets through these really strong springs and go BOING BOING BOING
   
4.  Your ears start smoking and steaming when you're angry. If you get angrier, your face starts making a steam-engine noise, and goes all red.
   
5. The rules that apply to physical objects near a black hole apply to you under normal circumstances. For example, when your running across corners, your body will lag behind the first part of your body. When you fall off a cliff, your body stretches...your legs fall quite a bit earlier, allowing your upper body to act all confused, and wave at a hidden camera.
   
6. You've discovered the easiest way to digging up holes in the garden, or in the forest, is to draw a large black dot on a sheet of paper the same color as the background, put the sheet down, and jump into the dot.
   
7. All the ghosts in your world wear white sheets, the spooky blob shaped, not the pointy-cap shaped.
   
8. All the cheeses you see have quite large holes, large enough for someone to sneak into the cheap and setup accommodations inside the block of cheese really.
   
9. Cats and dogs are pathological enemies in your world, and they will absolutely not get along with each other, ever. Also, rabbits reallly like carrots and mice seem to prefer cheese almost to an irrational degree over every other edible food item.
   
10. All the paintings sprout eyes that follow as you walk by them in the haunted mansion, there's knight's armors in all the houses you know.
    
11. The sound MEEP MEEP scares the crap outta' you.