Seven consumer products that absolutely need to be invented

1. Edible soap. You ever been hungry in the shower and thought, oh man I'd give anything for something to munch on right IN the shower. Wait no more, you've got edible soap! Break off a piece, wash your body goop off of it, and yum!
2. Car fridge. Sure, sure some high-end vehicles have a crappy fridges. And yeah you can put in coolers if you're going to the beach. But what if you could use your car as an extension to your house fridge. Put lesser-used items, beer, and snacks in your car fridge. A picnic-to-go always with you! Car fridge!
3. Dehydrated seltzer. This is a serious idea. I'm not trying to be funny. Dehydrated selzter. You put it in water and you get soda/selzer/fizzy water. They've already got this, kinda' in the form of 'Eno', but it's an antacid, you can't just chug gallons of it every day. This is going to be the next frontier in hydration.
4. Portable high-pressure bidgets. With a high capacity, sufficient for several washes. That way you don't waste water. Sure there's those crappy bottle-based ones, but they uhh, don't feel right.
5. Non-sexy dissolvable clothing. Imagine you're going for a shower, but you don't want to take your clothes off. With this, worry no more! Walk into the shower and turn on the water, and you're ready to lather!
6. Wasabi everything. Wasabi pizza. Wasabi pasta. Wasabi curry. Wasabi sandwich. Because why not? We have the technology.
7. Hulls for humans. Put it on your chest like a bulletproof jacket, add a motor on your walk, and you're a living, walking motorboat. Brrrrr.