Seven signs you have been possessed by a betaal

1. You just don't feel yourself, you keep telling everyone. No one seems to get it though because they tell you you always had demented zombie look, the kind that hadn't slept for at least two centuries. Just get your black eyes checked, they say.
2. You have a strange interest in jumping into tall tree branches. Not climbing, just suddenly flying and teleporting up there. On occasions you have found yourself on tree branches too, particularly during difficult courses or meetings.
3. You go into long pointless tangents and don't know what you're talking about, and take forever to come to a point, even if the matter at hand is extremely urgent.
4. You love love love telling people stories, and riddles and ask them long questions involving moral dilemma whose answers you judge the validity of using a particularly specific and outdated frame of interpretation.
5. You don't enjoy walking on your own, and jump on people's backs whenever you can, even if it's particularly inconvenient to them. You've jumped on backs of your manager and even your CEO and they don't seem to mind too much. It's strange but you love it!
6. You hate hate hate sorcerers, particularly those who practice their craft at night and make housecalls to various monarchs across the lands.
7. You treat doctors or other professionals who offer childless parents an opportunity to sire children with the greatest of suspicions, and advise them they're better off childless instead of going with the quackery.