Five things you should pay more attention to to learn more about the world.

  1. A giant insect. Like maybe a big spider or scorpion. Crab even. The bigger you can find the better! The more scary, colorful, and hairy it is, the better the results will be. Don't be afraid to experiment!
  2. Bohemian rhapsody, as sung by a 13 year old guitar player who makes up with confidence what he lacks in skill or voice talent. Bonus, his buddies from their 'band' who think they're badasses, including the tomboy electric guitarist girl. She's alright, she could do gigs in cafes. Maybe.
  3. The tales of Babur the great, told in the form of puppetry by two former NASA scientists who had a breakdown and are on a 'spiritual trip' to India. They won't remember a thing from this in two months thanks to the dangerous chemical concoctions running in their veins, but it's funny and trippy as anything so you go along.
  4. The Queen of England.
  5. An old and tattered jacket, that smells mildly of chestnut wood and camphor smoke, that was worn by your great-grandfather who fought the great war between the wars. It's too flowery and gives you headaches.

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