Five things you have learned thanks to the quarantine

1. There IS such a thing as washing your hands too much, and thanks to that now you know why skeletons look the way they do. And also your hand needs to be bandaged like a mummy.
2. The answer to the question you always wondered: is there a limit on how much of the really good pizza you can really eat. And it's not pretty. The answer is: more than money can buy. They don't call it the quarantine thirteen for nothing!
3. Given enough time and people, you can start a stock exchange involving complex financial products and securities in literally anything. That's how you are a proud co-owner of a complex financial institution in the video game Animal Crossing. All you need to do is to get out of the game before an in-game recession hits you.
4. Those crappy netflix series that sounded like they could be conspiracy theories are really quite good, now that you don't have anything else remaining. Yeah they suggest using the 'chakra' of your 'stones' to heal your 'hortic aljer' and you're sure ninety percent of the words are made-up or just so fake...but like...everyone has an opinion right? And it's liked fifty-fifty whether they're right or wrong? What if your entire worldview was the wrong 50% and theirs is correct?
5. Your friends won't buy the natural healing stones you're trying to unload desperately from. When the host of the popular netflix series explained how they'd fly right out of the shelves in her youtube video, it really seemed a lot more doable...