Six reasons why that thing on your face is not 'just a pimple'

1. It changes color between green and blue depending on the weather, and turns bright yellow on days it rains.
2. It glows at night, much like the greenish-blue glow of the reactor that you saw in the documentary Chernobyl.
3. Maybe you're just imagining it, but you could swear sometimes it just disappears at night and somehow 'jumps' back in early in the morning.
4. You need to take it to potty and drain it out, you can just 'feel' it when it needs to go. Also, isn't pus supposed to be transparent/white and not deep-dark dirty brown?
5. On quiet nights you can't go to sleep, you can hear...sounds coming out of it, and it sounds like it's...singing.
6. On weekends it doubles triples even quadruples, and goes back to normal over the weekdays, almost as if it's invited friends over to party...on your face.