Kuber's complete list for the party with Ganesh

Based on this, obviously.

Final grocery list:

2 tonne grains (rice, pulses, and other)
2 tonne beans (various)
2 tonne green leaves to cook
2 tonne other vegetables
2 tonne pre-made chutney
2 tonne various desserts
2 tonne gold-plated desserts...

Veggies: everything cooked and raw you can find in the store-rooms, the markets, the neighboring markets, everywhere.
Grains: all the grain money can buy within 2-day journey radius
root vegetables etcetera: everything, before he creates crop failure by eating every goddamn root in his surrounding.
utensils: uhhhhh the party planners were not planning for this, he's eaten every last dish, cooking vessel, even the firewood, and every other cooking vessel in the entire village, this village will go hungry in the future, ask for utensils from nearby villages and towns, go to the palaces, money's no object!
animals: uh oh, he's started to eat my pets and cattle and hunting animals, run, run for your lives, save yourself, I'll go to his parents' and see if a deal can be made, I was not expecting to be fed a humble pie today!

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