Thirteen points that you'll find on an increasingly desperate list

1. My idea/innovation to 'plan out' all the upcoming posts, all twelve of them, so I can procrastinate writing for fifteen minutes or so, at least. As long as nothing productive is being done the heart can relax, somehow.

2. My scheme to increase the number of posts on this blog so it makes my life harder, which puts me more in pressure to complete it, and thus procrastinate it. And what else can I do to procrastinate it, that's write, work on my website. Thus, one sort of good work will be done to avoid the other bucket of work.

3. Homeless people in grocery stores in this area, main, they're pathological stealers, they should be taken care of, somewhere, and not be allowed to get hurt out in the open while risking everybody else, giving a semblance of lawlessness.

4. Speaking of lawlessness how about the annoying ignorant children of Seattle in their late teens with rude 'leftist' messages and aggressive posturing about literally every goddamn thing in the world, I would like to live in a world where I don't have to bear the consequences of my actions too...

5. How funny it was, the insane craving I had for bread and cheese and tomatoes, ready to attack a child if it came to that just to try some bruschetta and bread, earlier today.

6. Everything considered, my life is pretty decently eventful, actually.

7. The need to buy teas, fancy nice teas, loose leaf from actual tea stores.

8. Increased rapid productivity at work, getting things done, what people think will take months getting done in a matter of weeks.

9. The personal laptop doesn't have a battery, and I need to write my essays during work, but the logistics is hard to manage, how does one circle THAT square?

10. Where do the cute girls who come to shop at trader joe's actually live and how do I literally never, ever see them any other time? What public social activities are they into anyway?

11. Oh two massive meetup events tomorrow, exciting times are to be had!

12. The goddamn winter has restarted after a faux spring.

13. Spring flowers are blooming in Seattle!

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