The eleven kinds of guys you see at Seattle clubs

1. The guys (indian mostly) who come to you to tell you to dance with all the 'white girls' because it's just a game bro and you gotta play
   
   
2. The super duper drunk guys who are just so friendly with everyone, jump around at every place, and won't stop talking to you, giddy like a child, even as you guys are pissing at the loo next to each other
   
   
3. The guys who are super aggro and push against you when dancing with their group and won't even acknowledge it
   
   
4. The guys who are super 'out there' and ready to jump at anybody's bones and just give a weird vibe, they keep not getting it even when everybody's tryina escape them.
   
   
5. Guys looking to buy large hordes of women drinks because they're really that desperate
   
   
6. Guys far far too old to be dancing with the super duper young girls they're dancing with
   
   
7. Clearly sex-pest guys
   
   
8. Possibly hyped up on drugs but maybe they're just this high energy normally like me? guys.
   
   
9. Yawn this is so boring I was in Berlin for a year and the dance clubs there were outrageous, even New York has better clubbing scene compared to Seattle, don't know why anybody would dance here kinda guys.
   
   
10. Guys who come to the floor to dance but end up just drinking and watching and barely ever break a move before calling it a night
    
    
11. Guys who have clearly not left their houses in a long while and are so glad to be around other human beings....