10 things you can do freely after this is over

1. Lick poles of all manner everywhere without being charged for terrorism and spreading mass panic. Give us our rights to lick, big goverment!
2. Hug and sneeze upon random people in the middle of the street on a sunny sunday afternoon. Because what's the worst that could happen? They'd get a mild sniffle at the very worst!
3. Ignore your teachers and professors in real life as they teach instead of ignoring them online.
4. Hate your neighbors for a plethora of 'normal' reasons, besides failing to maintain distance to you or having too much fun in their apartment.
5. Wear masks as a bank-robber without being mistaken for a liberal or a corona-victim.
6. Go to public parks everywhere and disturb the wildlife, create pollution and generally disrupt the natural ecosystem.
7. Pretend that the greatest incoming crisis is going to be hyperinflation of unknown origin that's going to destroy everything forever, and you need your seven tonne of guns to protect yourself from that.
8. Go back to hating poor and lower-middle class folks who have to do crappy customer-centric jobs, instead of pretending to care for them as 'first-responders'. Your fake-smile muscles get a rest finally!
9. Explain to anyone who'll listen to you that actually your culture's the best out of the thousands of others worldwide because due to so-and-so reason and so-and-so variable your demographic group actually performed the best, and is the most well prepared for any future crisis.
10. Be sad and gloomy for no justifiable reason.