Twenty innovative ideas for new kinds of momos

Everyone's in the invent-your-own-momo game now. Cheese momo, paneer momo, even chocolate momo, they've done it all. For the out-there entrepreneur, here's twenty more innovating ideas for momo recipes.

1. Egg toast momo, kothey
2. Til momo, steamed
3. Sakkhar momo, steamed, then used as defensive artillery when the newars come at you for culinary appropriation and rebranding
4. Momo momo. Regular kothey momo deconstructed and used as filling. Steamed.
5. Achaar momo, kothey or fried. Steamed won't work because of texture.
6. Gedagudi momo. Bean-soup momo for the cold winter days. Kothey.
7. Heavy momo. Momo filled to be heavy and dense, to be used as a weapon on short notice.
8. Tear-gas momo. For those that miss the good old daily dose of teargas in these tough times.
9. Ghiu momo. A big blob of ghiu in there, because why not. Steamed.
10. Avocado momo. Because you need to show off once a while. Fried, obviously.
11. Bhogatey sadheko momo. A new spin on two traditionally Nepali foods.
12. Development momo. Fortified with vitamins and minerals, targeted for poor and remote villages. You can't afford it with your Nepali-rupee salaries. Steamed.
13. Makaai momo. Momo with popcorn inside as a tribute to the classic rural Nepal meal/snack. Fried, because you don't want soggy popcorn.
14. Bhat-dal-tarkari momo. A fusion of the everyday and the special. Comfort food combined with hauté cuisine. Fried.
15. Lalmohan momo. It's a dessert okay. Kothey, surprisingly.
16. Mohi momo. If you're eating nineteen different kinds of momo, might drink some too.
17. Bheteko khasi momo. If there's anything that competes with momo it's khasi ko masu. So let's combine both.
18. Donor momo. You'd think this had something to do with doner kebab, but this is actually crappy momo made by people who've never had momos who just want to gift you momo. Makes you question what a momo even is.
19.  Ludo momo. Everyone's addicted, so here's a way to get more ludo in your system. Fried, maybe.
20. Carrom board momo. If there's ludo, there's gonna be carrom too. Don't ask how.