Only seven more posts to go and I'm not giving up

I'm running behind way way way behind, there's a huge mountain ahead of yourself imagine that and you just completed a marathon and are ready to fall down. A pack of rabid wild wolves chases you and your options are to climb the mountain run all the way up  to it to survive the wolves which will also get you the 'fastest mountain climber' award. The wolves are way to lazy to climb up the mountain. Buuut, you can also say screw it and not climb the mountain at all, go hide in a house or something make fire climb a tree -- the wolves don't have unlimited patience. That would mean no winning though so it's a tough call to make. You're not tired at all either because of the magic protein shake you had near the finishing line. You start thinking about it, where did the magic protein shake even come from it's weird you feel more energetic the more you run. That's what you've always done so you keep running and running and you call your family and friends and everyone you know and you let them know that the wolves are chasing you but you're not a wussy you'll be running up the mountain instead of just seeking shelter so that's the end of it.