10 Things you learned from the lockdown

1. Froot Loops (TM) can be a good replacement for breakfast, lunch or dinner. Or all of them. In the same day.
2. Standards for personal hygiene are ridiculous and mostly optional.
3. ...Because to get sweaty smelly and dirty you need to move your muscles for something besides going to the kitchen and the loo.
4. McDonald sandwiches are surprisingly expensive. Well, after you consider the delivery fee, tip, service fee and a dozen other small items that add up to a third of your monthly rent.
5. You don't reallly need to leave your house for anything. Like, at all.
6. Talking to friends family and loved ones is overrated, when you have the voices in your head to talk to.
7. It's not just vampires that react strongly to right. You put that bright of a light source on anyone and of course they're gonna be shocked confused and possibly burst to flame. So unfair for the vampires.
8. The less you talk to people or listen to any news from the world, the more you're at peace. The path to enlightenment is blocking all the news from your life.
9. It's important to do things besides sleeping during the day and night because it's easy to get addicted to it and then it's just...well, you get the idea
10.  You should have lived your life when you had the chance, asked all those people out and gotten the rejections, eaten all those unhealthy food from the travel channel, talked to more women (or persons of your preferred gender(s)), even if it didn't work out, you'd have stories to entertain your imaginary friends during these times.