- Appreciate your food with real gusto and enthusiasm. Slightly moan and shiver, roll your eyes a little after every bite, puncture your pace with long heaves. When you are done, let people know how much you REALLY enjoyed the meal.
- Breathe out aloud with a slight hnnnngg sound. This works best if you're in a monastery or other place of worship where everyone's really quiet and you get the benefit of doubt. Go subtle with the hnnnng's though, you don't want to be thrown own, you'll be gross at that point.
- Get excited for things other people saw, show such strong genuine excitement for their plans that they'll reconsider it. WHATT A DAY OUT AT THE MOMA? YESS PLEASE OMG THAT'S THE BEST THING TO HAVE HAPPENED TO ME I FKING LUVE MOMA LEMME CALL MY PARENTS. It can't be fake or sarcastic, you'll be an asshole then.
- Don't wear masks when you to grocery stores, restaurants, any public place with many people in the same place. It'll be really creepy and gross and people will be weirded out. Well done.
- Invent your own walk and do it everywhere. Like that Monty Python skit. So weeeeird.
- Invent your own English/Nepali hybrid patois and talk to your friends generally using it. Which is what's been happening with folks here in DC. Life is good.
Six weird things to do to really creep people out
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