12 people you're unlikely to find in Heaven

1.  Hitler
   
   
2. Toby
   
   
3. Whoever invented popup ads, or clickbait headlines
   
   
4. Bin Laden
   
   
5. That US president who did most of the Vietnam war
   
   
6. People involved in the Armenian gen*cide.
   
   
7. People involved in the American gen*cide.
   
   
8. The person who won't put tabs on cans and forces you to use can openers even though everybody else puts tabs on cans now.
   
   
9. That bird who shit on you and your bag the other day.
   
   
10. Asshole bartender from thirteen years ago who told you your passport was not a valid form of ID.
    
    
11. Devil
    
    
12. Covid. You know it!