Eight places everybody tells you to search for your keys again in, but of course you searched it already, how stupid...oops, nevermind

1.  The corners of the couch
   
   
2. Underneath the pillow
   
   
3. Your own pockets
   
   
4. "Do you remember if you brought it in, even though you need your keys to have opened the door"
   
   
5. Your wallet or bag
   
   
6. Toilet/toilet seat
   
   
7. "Where was the last place you remember seeing it or feeling it"
   
   
8. The dress/clothes you were wearing when you had it last