If stupidity could cut, you would be the sharpest knife in town.
Don't spend too much time thinking on it, you gotta preserve energy for base survival.
It's great for you I have a bad eyesight actually, otherwise I'd probably have had the sense to avoid you.
When was the last time you went to a bike shop, because that brain of yours needs inflatin'.
Yeah I mean the gravy was pretty thick, but still not the thickest entity present in the dinner fo-sure.
It must be so great to be short, you could get in through the catlap if you ever lose your keys.
Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven? Because seriously, they should be deporting people on trains already, not kicking them out on their backs, it's inhumane.
Your eyes, they're quite...something...they remind me of the eyes of this incredible animal I saw in the Serengeti, as she lay on the ground, bleeding out of life. So dead and lifeless...
If I'm being honest, you're gods' gift to the world....would it really have hurt them that much to leave the receipt around too?
Hi, do I know you? Wait, we went to the same school? Same year you say? Same class for seven courses?
Sat in the same bench? Hmmmm, having trouble recollecting, which is a surprise, because we are in the world memory championship competing against each other...
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