Seven questions that Kelley Kapoor might ask you

  1.  How dare you?

  2. What do you think the name of our Baby should be?

  3. Why oh why did my boss go on a shooting rampaaaage, and didn't allow me to go on an audition for American Idol?

  4. Would you like me to set you up with my friends' parents?

  5. Is this a legit worm that's going to eat all of the food inside my tummy and help me lose my weight, or is this one of the fake ones they're making now?

  6. What are those uggos, those little babies born before they're supposed to be born again, because omigod I saw one and like totally freaked out?

  7. Ummm, I wonder if I'd be asked the same question if I were white?

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