Frequently asked questions about the Aghoris who have suddenly appeared in our town

Is it true that they defeated all the gods and are here to rule us?

Is it true that all my wishes shall be fulfilled if I rub their symbol?

How can they should all day and night, who's there to stop them?

Will they take all the dead bodies, or only the stale ones? Because we need to get rid of a few, and it would be great if we could pawn them off to the Aghoris...

Will I not have to worry about anything else in the world if and when I become an aghori?

Why does creepy music play all of a sudden every time they make an appearance?

Do you think they self-source all that ash, or is there a market for human-remains ash? Asking for a friend.

Is it true becoming an Aghori increases your sexual potency and triples your member size?

Do the rules of society, such as not smoking Shiva's grass, not apply if I become an aghori?

Can my girlfriend and I both convert to Aghorism at the same time? How easy is the process to convert back?

Where do Aghoris come from, and where do they go? Can I visit their origin sometime?

Do Aghoris have their own country, with an Aghori king? Are there many Aghori women in there?

Have the Aghoris ever contributed anything important to the society?

Do only poor people become Aghoris, or does anyone turn into that practice?

What happened to Aghoris friends and families and wives and children?

Who is a Ghori? Am I a Ghori?

Do Aghoris only live in caves or in the forest by the river, or do they have houses?

Can Aghoris have house and money?

Is it fun to become an Aghori?

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