17 Places to be right now to avoid all this bullshit

1.  The moon
   
   
2. The International Space Station
   
   
3. New Zealand
   
   
4. Peaceful pacific island nation where nobody comes in untested
   
   
5. Vietnam
   
   
6. Thailand
   
   
7. Any fucking country with smart reasonable science-based governance
   
   
8. Japan, perhaps, we'll see, as things work out
   
   
9. China, possibly, likely though you can't know for sure sure, maybe the Czech republic?
   
   
10. Antarctic scientific research station
    
    
11. Did I say, The Moon?
    
    
12. In your own fucking room, and wear a mask when you go out
    
    
13. Anywhere but public places, yes even if you're wearing mask and maintaining six feet
    
    
14. NOT the white house
    
    
15. A nuclear bunker, with supplies for decade
    
    
16. A personal ship with all your loved ones, in calm waters
    
    
17. A submarine