Places to move to if this election doesn't go the way we really really hope it will -- Part I

l. New Zealand. The weather is great, the government is alright, the people are friendly and there are some jobs, it's away from everything else in the world so no need to worry about a serious global war or some sort of serious crisis with other nations influencing your life in a super duper negative way. It's not as racist as Australia, or technologically outdated, and it's not Canada cold. Plus, there's not too many Nepalis there but also enough so you don't feel like you're the lone person in the whole wide world.

2. Canada. The weather sucks. There are no jobs there. There aren't too many people in there either. THe politics is good, except those damn fools won't allow the cities to build tall houses so housing is absurdly expensive unless you want to live in the boonies. And the pay is not that great. At the same time the expenses are as high as any expensive American city. So if you're in my field of work you're looking at a fifty percent reduction in pay for maybe a ten percent reduction in expenses. I mean it's a more peaceful place for now anyway, but...that's about it. It's so so so very cold, and the summer last barely three months. Not much to do besides...idk hunt moose I guess. The one thing they do have going for them is that Hollywood has been moving there, so if you're in the entertainment business, things are gonna be lookin' good.

3. Australia. If only your previous options fail. One one had alright job opportunities and alright pay. On the other hand, expensive housing, so many goddamn Nepalis, too many, lots of family there, and their government is backward-ass in many many many ways they clearly don't want to live in the twenty-first century, Australia would be a great country to move in right now if it was the 1940's, unfortunately it's not. However, if things get real real bad and uhh one's neck is on the line, they do have a lot lot lot of land, so you could get a couple of hundred maybe couple of thousand people in there and be self sufficient until the world ends and it'd be fine.

4. Germany. Yeah Germany's not bad. The only thing you have to worry about is, have they really changed or do they still have uhhh cultural...memory...and desires and if they'll do anything about those, because you do not want to be there in those times. And you need to learn the language unless you want to be in Berlin where apparently there's not too many jobs. But the crisis is really testing them and their 'values' so you have to evaluate if you really want to be somewhere that's evaluating where they lie on the immigrant acceptance spectrum.

5. UK. This is a curveball. I don't know anything about it except the fact that Brexit was a clear vote against immigration, against brown people, against people going in there. If, despite knowing all of that, they somehow manage to pull you in and you have a nice large house in a great neighborhoood, maybe you can even get an estate in rural areas it might be something worth considering. They've got hella lotta class issues so you could fit right in! Obviously the local food is crap, but this is also where the modern Indian cuisine was invented, so they've got that going for them.