Twenty new hobbies you can start now because gotta admit we're not gonna be having hangouts in a long time at this rate

1.  Mushroom farming, all kinds
   
   
2. Fishing, alone
   
   
3. Phishing, alone or in group virtually
   
   
4. Bookclub but by yourself
   
   
5. Drinking,  possibly to the point of unconsciousness on a regular basis
   
   
6. Gaming, because now it's been normalized, they aren't losers anymore since everybody does it
   
   
7. Sex, virtual only
   
   
8. Homebrewing
   
   
9. Walking
   
   
10. Nosepoking
    
    
11. Knitting, crocheting, sewing
    
    
12. Reading pick up a goddamn book for gods sake for once get off the internet dudee
    
    
13. Apple-picking
    
    
14. Counting days off in chalk in your prison wall...err I mean walls of your room, so much fun
    
    
15. Disinformation-spreading
    
    
16. Spying for foreign adversarial countries and individuals
    
    
17. Tax evading
    
    
18. Online trolling
    
    
19. Yelling at 'em damn libruls online
    
    
20. Crying, to sleep