Frequently Asked Questions About How Soon We're All Going To Be Millionnaires

Q. My neighbor Mary Louise who comes to your meeting regularly informed me that for a paltry contribution, some work from home and socializing which we're all doing anyway, all your members can become millionaires. Is that true? What's the catch?
A. That is absolutely correct. For a small contribution which we're not putting in our pockets, they go towards acquiring the wares for you to sell, you get a membership to this exclusive club that will allow you to realize your eternal dreams of becoming a millionnaire. We're not talking off our rears! Hundreds of our members have become richer beyond their wildest dreams thanks to our patented sales method and socliaizing technique that keeps YOU our agent at the centermost. There is no catch! Except well, the way it works with normal companies is, the sales people and stores sell their merchandise, but the profit all goes back to the corporate suits which is why you hear CEO's and other executives making tens of millions to billions of dollars per year. But not us! Our patented technique is designed so that instead of enriching a core group of fatcats, the money is spread evenly around in a treelike fashion. Much as a tree grows, the branches are sustained and get stronger, the stronger our organization gets as a whole, the easier your income stream becomes, and your commissions go accordingly. So the catch is if you progress high enough in the organization and become one of those 'fatcats' yourself, you won't be taking hundreds of millions to billions of dollars every year, you'll be sharing the wealth with your sisters throughout the organization.

Q. I get the general concept but don't have a clear understanding of the work itself? What exactly will I need to do? Am I still capable of participating even if I have zero prior sales experience.
A. Absolutely! Ninety-five percent of our members consist of first-time partners, who have never considered themselves to be entrepreneurs or sales people. Our organization is where it's at only because of people like you. So lack of experience is never a problem here. It can be an asset since customers can quickly detect bs emanating from pushy salesmen but you who are a genuine agent with zero sales experience talk genuinely about our products, they will understand that this is not one of those situations. We're an authentic group of folks trying to make the world a better place. Besides, we do not like to refer to the process as 'sales' as this conjures unfavorable images of intense go getters who will make you buy things when you don't need to. This is a socialising experience, you don't have to do anything beyond your everyday task. Just call over a group of your girlfriends, tell them about what a wonderful opportunity you've encountered and ask them if any of them would like to be a part of it. As simple as that. Your bonuses that come early on aren't lying, and neither are we!

Q. Somebody told me this is a scam. What to I say to them to convince of the otherwise?
A. Tell them this is exactly how every other organization works, it's like the stock market, or the economy. The economy must keep growing for your stocks to have value right, otherwise who is going to buy them at a greater price? And surely there are going to have to be more buyers in the housing market for your house's value to go up, otherwise nobody would pay more for it than you did. It's exactly the same. We're expanding our network of entrepreneurs and always looking for new representatives. Tell them if this is a scam, so is the stock market, the housing market, and absolutely every other part of modern finance.