The number-guessing superpower

 Prompt: A close friend reveals a hidden talent.

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You are scaring me okay, is everybody alright? Did you kill somebody? Are you gay? Whatthefuckman tell me what's up, why'd you call me, don't play around like this you know I worry!

Can you just sit still for a moment. I discovered last month that I have a secret talent, I don't know what to make out of it, so.

Okay tell me what it is because I'm thinking I'm either in a superhero movie or this is like one of those scenarios where you try to kill me. Or something to do with porn or sex or something like that because that always happens to people it seems, never to me I'm thinking maybe it's my turn now.

Just wait, just wait. I'll let you see it soon enough. Close the door.

Now what, what do I do I'm freaking out do I need to protect myself.

I'm going to close my eyes, take that big fat phonebook from the table, the yellow one. My eyes are closed, I'm looking the other way. Check behind yourself to confirm there's no cameras or anything like that hidden. Now flip through the pages and look at the page numbers, make sure they look normal, alright.

Okay, okay, I'm looking at this big fat phonebook it has six thousand thin pages and everything looks reasonable, the numbering's are fine, nothing I'm suspicious about.

Good, I'm still turned the other way right, make sure you completely believe I have no possible means to check the thing on your hand. Now skip to a random page, any random page. If you think this is a setup, do it a couple of times, and settle down on one page. Let me now when you're ready.

Okay okay so I'm in a random page, I shuffled it and moved it around multiple times, always a nice old man obviously that's what we're doing here anyway. So alright I'm at a page, what now.

Remember the page number, put your finger on the page, and shut the book, to make sure I can't see it.

Done.

Now I'll try to guess the page number, three thousand two hundred and sixty-four?

Yy...yee...yeah yeah yeah, damn nice one man, I was going to think this was going to be another one of your failed trips or tests but that was good. How did you do it?

You're not understanding, this is my superpower, I can predict the electroal rebellion if the other folks don't stop talking because they're poisoning the garden or sherish or whatever. They don't want more people here if that means growth and either better jobs here. I thing the node-service is aware that there are multiple apps running behind the samegame.

Wait, what the last part sounded like gibberish couldn't make sense of half the words.

Well what I was saying was carrot and I are pretty good friends, timro sathi cali farkechha, I hope you have a great life,  k chha ghar paribar ko, sablaaii kusalaai holaan!! Just select a page okay nothing else matters, just think about it realistically you're not going to leardership and thought-leading that's only go out of business, that poor dog.

Okay okay I selected the random number and no son of a b...person has extended to that, surely your fantasy items are stored with titanium one because I'm a holder too.