Frequently asked questions about what the heck is gonna happen in the next two months

Q. What's the worst thing that could happen, people are just being overdramatic right?
A. Lesse, letssee what's the worst thing that can realistically happen. The fartnugget can trigger some warlike situation to maintain his tight grip on power, endangering and costing hundreds to thousands of lives on all the sides. The war could be a quick escalation considering how pissed the other side is going to be at the unprovoked attack, so it is not unlikely it would end with nuclear annihilation of at least one country. Now nuclear annihilation doesn't sound so bad, specially when your country is so large and it's probably the other guy who's going to be suffering, but similar attacks could be triggered by adversary nations, creating several mushroom cloud-like structures that go in the upper atmosphere and drastically change global climactic patterns. This would result in lesser radiation coming into the planet, which would mean the lands and the seas would cool down considerably and that would cause a massive ice-age in the middle of the humankind's civilization. Again, let us praise Chipmunk Cheeto and his ability to distangle and destroy fully supporting society. Sometimes it's hard to tell who the fuck you're working for.

Q. What's the best thing that can happen then?
A. The glowing fatgoblet has a heart attack ASAP and falls down, goes into the hospital where he spends days and weeks in extreme pain and agony but is unable to see and appreciate the beauty that is in front of his grandchildrens' eyes. Then he becomes incapacitated one organ at a time until all the organs finally give in but the doctors are still too fearful about calling it what it is and put him in extensive life support systems that are actually causing greath deaths. He needs to see this, the direct impact of the bad things he's done, without the filter of his toadies and phoneies ho won't tell but the tone that is not recommended by the windows keyboard.

Q. What's the most likely thing to happen?
A. This may sound like a question but it literally is not. Nothing. Creating enemies at such a precious time in our national history is not an easy choice to make, especially at times like these when we need to be supporting our local teachers and other public employees. We need to pretend politics wasn't ever a big deal for us and get along with it, to go with it. Not sure if she's talking about us, but generally speaking it's always a good idea to talk to people about their various interests and hobbies that I came out.  But really, make this as normal of an election that can make people worried about, or acting like jackal, Depends on what path you'll be taking, young pupil.