What really happened on jestha 19, part IV

This is turning into an anthology more than I thought. The idea is to come up with 20-30 most ridiculous ideas and write mock research essays. They need to be more fleshed out than what I did for the last one, but that's going to come as things evolve. I'm just having fun here, nothing to see.

What is your understanding of what you'll be saying here?

Sir they said the government is asking from normal people like us about what happened in the royal palace massacre, and I said I have been saying the same thing to everybody but nobody is listening to me. They all say I am mad mad he hasn't got a brain how would he know and I'm saying no this is why it happened. So when the government sirs came into the village asking for the story everybody is taking me seriously now, they say if the government cannot find out the reality maybe the reality must be different from what they thought previously. And it must be different from what everyone was thinking you know...like gyanendra did this all they said and I was the only one not to believe it, now they are all saying in the village and our own district wow this man knew more than everybody and they're respecting me so I'm here to explain to you my theories and understanding of the event that took place in the royal palace on the night of jestha 19.

That is correct, although us inviting you and hundreds of people like you to get to know your theories and conspiracies doesn't mean we think you're right. We just want to know what everybody is saying. You can't go to your village and tell them we told you you are correct okay, because we found out some people who did that. That is lie, and a misrepresentation of wht was said by a government official doing a serious research. The law will get after you if you do things like that, understand. We will send people to your village and to your district to make sure you're not spreading any unsubstantiated rumors, do you understand?

Yessir, yessir I understand, I will not tell anybody you all said I am saying the right thing. Only that you listened to my story like a judge. And you listened to many others dozens of stories and like a judge you are trying to find out which one of is telling the truth and which one is not.

Yes, yes, that is not exactly what we are doing, but for your purposes it is acceptable that you tell that to the villagers.

So let's start, when did you first come up with this...idea, and who did you talk to about it?

Sir I thought about it for two three weeks after they all died. It came in the radio and everyone was afraid some said the Indians killed them some said the maoists some were saying this and that and this and that. So much confusion. But I'm thinking no no it doesn't make sense, because there were some friends of mine who had gone to the maoists side. They didn't care for the king. They said he is our king too we don't mind. Communists respect the king too, you know in 2006 it wasn't communists who removed the king, it was india, they say. I don't know sir I'm a poor stupid man but they are saying that. And I think, and I come up with this idea, I tell everyone, in the first few months they make fun of me, and then everyone forgot about it all. Every year during jeth it comes in the radio tv internet about how many years it has been and I bring out my idea and now they're making lesser and lesser fun as years go buy. The younger people are believing in me more because they think my idea makes sense. The old people they think they know everything, their understanding is the best, but even they now are thinking ohh he thought different, he came up with an idea nobody did maybe he is thinking the right way.

How much education have you had?

Sir in terms of studying I did upto 10 class but it was the village education, I know how to read and write I can read newspaper slowly, read letters, use facebook and viber. My idea didn't come from the books sir, not from reading anywhere, some said ohh he read this in this book, maybe this story, but sir I tell you I haven't read one single book in my whole life. Even the book they gave us in school I read only two days before the exams.

And sir I haven't watched too many films either. Some like to say, ohh his story sounds like this hindi cinema or this english cinema or this and that, even foreigners think I came up with this idea from outside from tv or film but I have't watchd many. I watched Sholay sir a few nepali movies but this is nothing like nepali cinema this is a new kind of idea.

Alright, alright, this is your original concept, makes sense. Now explain to us, in detail, what you think happened on Jestha 19th in the royal palace.