And then I got sick and had a nice long sleep

I got sick
With stomach cramps
and a bloated ass tummy
that made my ends dance
I turned and I turned
I shifted around
And for the entire day
I was loo-bound
What can be done,
to fix my pain,
No I'm not gonna try
a hit of cocaine,
and then it came to me,
a small bottle of medicine
that would fix
the pain I was in,
An anti-foaming agent
meant for just
what I was suffering,
I took two tablets of
Smithycone,
and two hours later
I was fit as a bone..
But the body was tired
and the mind slow
neither wanted to be
out and about anymore,
so I slept and slept
and slept some more
for the entire day,
and now on the Saturday
I'm ready to dance and jump around!