Frequently asked questions about the new miracle drug that reduces your weight and makes you look like Brad Pitt

Q: So this new Miracle drug, yeah, will it give me like six packs and make me look handsome and get me the ladies or what?
A: The new drug is targeted primarily at patients of Diabetes, to help their blood glucose regulation. It's been found to improve the diet of the patients by helping control their impulsive food habits. It has also been observed that it appears to assist with impulse control on non-diet matters as well, but that needs further research on a larger population subset to verify.

Q. Like, I won't need to workout or do anything after I take it right, because no more diabeetus?
A: Physical exercise is a fundamental part of human biology, and even outside diabetes and related diseases, it contributes a large part to one's mental and physical well-being. While the new drug has been shown to improve portion control and impulse in general, it is not a miracle drug that will replace a change in lifestyle. A fundamental lifestyle change is the only way to go from an unhealthy sedentary life to a healthy active one, nature cannot be cheated or hacked.

Q: Is it true I will end up spending less money after I take this medicine?
A: As we have said before, the drug appears to help with impulse control generally on a limited subset of the test population, and that has led to decreased expenditure in a subset of their expenses, most notably groceries and alcohol. But that has been replaced my increased expenditure in other fields, so as a whole, taking this medicine to make one more fiscally frugal and responsible would be ill-advised and unlikely to work. There is no evidence to suggest it would work for that at all...