Ten things you don't want your surgeon to say after the operation

1.  Boy that was fun! We should do it again sometime!
   
   
2. "well...the good news is you're not dead yet..."
   
   
3. Oh man I wish there was an excuse for me to see more of that anesthesiologist!
   
   
4. Congratulations, you might become a rich man, we found this bezoar inside you....
   
   
5. Do you mind if I put my name too in the condition that'll be published about in the journals?
   
   
6. Boyyy, you're a gusher, eh? Hooo boy, haven't we all been there!
   
   
7. In the future you should really mention mention all the sex toys that you have 'forgotten' inside you.
   
   
8. "I feel like I'm just warming up for a long ultramarathon"
   
   
9. As a doctor with 30 years of experience, let me tell you this: I've never seen anything as ugly as your insides.
   
   
10. Sir, stop walking, you have your intestines hanging out of you!