- Heh heh if you liked what you saw there, I have got way more of that at home...
- Hey say brother, you got some sharp objects or something, I uhhh need to chop up pieces of cucumber or something...
- No that's not a piece of candy, I'm quite happy to see you!
- No I said I'm a "Terrior-IST", I LOVE terriers, the dogs, omg how can you be so stupid, y'all are all morons!
- I'll take two rounds of patdowns, please, thank you very much!
- Oh, nothing suspicious in my bag? Phew! Oh I meant, nothing nevermind, just that...No no, no need to put it hey hey watch it, fuck you you wanna mess with me, man!?
- I effing hate all of you and this is the worst thing to have ever happened, get a life losers instead of harassing me!
- No, NO, that's just a MODEL of a gun, a very real-to-life one, not a real one, okay! Any moron could tell that!
- I am willing to pay $500 bucks to get out of this, anytime...It's in my pocket, just take it I won't complain...
- Say, isn't it time for a shift change? You sure look tired, why don't you go take a break, I can man the gates in the meantime?
Top 10 things you don't want to say to the TSA agent
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