The thirteen things you least want to hear from the person who used the public bathroom before you

1. Beware of the large anaconda in there!

2. SIR CAN YOU EXCUSE ME, I CAN'T TALK WELL DUE TO THE GAS MASK.

3. I won a million dollars in there, it's your turn suitor!

4. Fuck man, I thought this was the place to take things OUT of there....

5. Wait, are they paying you too? I thought I was the only one...

6. Nice, are you here for orgy too?

7. Sorry buddy, this has just been marked off as a chemical hazard area!

8. I spent three years digging through....THREE!

9. Hi there, yes I had a great time using the standard public toilet there, g'day!

10. Oooi, yer a muggle mate? Careful about the toilet yeah, people be coming and going from in there!

11. BOOOOHOOOOOOO I DIED IN THERE TWO HUNDRED YEARS AGO

12. Can you lot stop breathing so loudly, I'm tryina compose a song in there!

13. Hey buddy, if you find a cellphone in there hit me up, I thought somebody reached out from under and had to rush out.

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