10 Animal crosses that'd be pretty... wild

  1. A Lion and Giraffe combo. A Liraffe. Reaches tops of trees like the long-necked fella, eats birds and monkeys like the maned man.

  2. A monkey and a pig cross. To make a Pinkey. Climbs trees and jumps between them like a monkey, shits on them like a pig.

  3. A Turtle and an Elephant. Large and with great trunk, also protected by a strong hard shell. An indestructible war machine.

  4. A deer and a bear. Which would make it a beer. It'd just be a hairier carnivorous version of bear that's got dark hair.

  5. A Rhino and a Horse. Easy one. A wild angry horse that's got one horn. It's no unicorn though, it could rip you apart and poke holes through remaining bits with no guilt.

  6. Zebra and a Lion. A Libra. It's superstitious and believes that the motion and location of heavenly bodies influences the characters of creatures born on Earth.

  7. Cat and Parrot. A Carrot. Cuddly like a cat, talkative like a parrot. Other names it goes by: young child, annoying kid, the kid who you shouldn't talk anything bad about other people in front of because that fool is just gonna tell them.

  8. A Hippo and a Panda. A Hippanda. He's cool, he wears dark glasses, and he'll just eat anything. Also unlike his cousins, he is a hittt with the ladies.

  9. Ant and elephant. Just for the stupid jokes why not.

  10. A donkey and an eagle. A Deagle. Can transport goods in the sky, so useful. You could ride one too if you didn't mind the backbreaking pain.

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