- A Lion and Giraffe combo. A Liraffe. Reaches tops of trees like
the long-necked fella, eats birds and monkeys like the maned man.
- A monkey and a pig cross. To make a Pinkey. Climbs trees and jumps between them like a monkey, shits on them like a pig.
- A Turtle and an Elephant. Large and with great trunk, also protected by a strong hard shell. An indestructible war machine.
- A deer and a bear. Which would make it a beer. It'd just be a hairier carnivorous version of bear that's got dark hair.
- A
Rhino and a Horse. Easy one. A wild angry horse that's got one horn.
It's no unicorn though, it could rip you apart and poke holes through
remaining bits with no guilt.
- Zebra and a Lion. A
Libra. It's superstitious and believes that the motion and location of
heavenly bodies influences the characters of creatures born on Earth.
- Cat
and Parrot. A Carrot. Cuddly like a cat, talkative like a parrot. Other
names it goes by: young child, annoying kid, the kid who you shouldn't
talk anything bad about other people in front of because that fool is
just gonna tell them.
- A Hippo and a Panda. A
Hippanda. He's cool, he wears dark glasses, and he'll just eat anything.
Also unlike his cousins, he is a hittt with the ladies.
- Ant and elephant. Just for the stupid jokes why not.
- A donkey and an eagle. A Deagle. Can transport goods in the sky, so useful. You could ride one too if you didn't mind the backbreaking pain.
10 Animal crosses that'd be pretty... wild
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