6 Reasons all bugs should be eliminated FOREVER

1. They bite you  bad and give you these gross-looking large rashes you know you shouldn't itch but goddammit so itchy and you itch and they just keep getting bigger and bigger until they're the bigger entity, one day you go to the hospital to get rid of it. The doctors decide you're the once that needs getting removed, since the rash is the bigger of the entities and it's been having a 'human' problem for the last few months and gosh it's annoying.
   
   
2. They'll sing in your ears when you're eating dinner outside in the park with your friend, try to taste your food and not let you guys carry on with a good conversation. Your conversation will have to be cut short even though you're friend is moving to a different city and you might be seeing a lot less of them. Though possibly a lot more because it'll be a single-bedroom in the big city and they're okay with you crashing.
   
   
3. They'll sneak up into your room and occupy every nook and cranny of it which is fine whatever but when you fog and spray the crap outta them with pesticides, you keep finding bits and pieces of long-dead gross bugs for weeks and weeks.
   
   
4. They'll jump into your food, it's almost as if they're trying to get eaten. They get stuck in pudding and custard and all of that, you can't just give it up because some stupid lameass bug got into it, so you have to suck it up, say whoaaa just got an extra dose of protein, and eat it all.
   
   
5. So gross no? Like who even likes bugs outside of museums and cool rainforest safaris where you can explore blue iridescent bugs with their strange mating ritual that involves jumping up to two miles high, humping each other there, eating your mate to bits regurgitating that, and laying eggs on those remains. Because that's the only way there life cycle works.
   
   
6. TO be quite honest, if they don't mess with my life personally I'm fine with them bothering other people. They should just know that if they dare eff over my life even consider the possibility, they shall meet a fate never imagined before.