12 Bad Reasons to get Married

1. Someone needs to do the dishes. Seriously.
   
2. The bathroom needs cleaning, the fungal-bacterial community underneath the sink is sufficiently advanced enough that it's trying to send you radio messages.
   
3. The japanese love pillow just doesn't cut it anymore.
   
4. You miss your mom.
   
5. You miss your family.
   
6. There's nothing else to do, you've finished your three degrees you have an interesting job you have a cool place to live in. What more is there to do anyway?
   
7. You need a permanent second-driver for long-distance trips.
   
8. You want a traveling companion.
   
9. Because they made you.
   
10. You watched some stupid romcom or a romantic novel and got really carried away now you can't think about anything else you can't think straight you just need someone in your life someone to complete your stupid pointless boring existence where none of the things that happen in the movies and the books happens.
    
11. All your friends are doing it.
    
12. You are really good at accessorizing, you've got the earrings the handbags the shoes the quirky jewelry and all the fancy gadgets. All that remains is a partner with suitably color-coded clothing and trinkets to compliment and complement your getup.