Seven other names of heaven

1. Beeaven
   
   
2. White haven
   
   
3. Place where literally only people from my denomination go to, and also it doesn't include people from other races from my church because heaven is obviously segregated and no animals either so it's just like it is here but better for myself and my family do I really care about what happens to other fucks
   
   
4. Beardy dudes land. But we don't know he's a dude for sure. Beardy person's land.
   
   
5. Mehven. For people that are hard to please.
   
   
6. Seaven. Like the movie Se7en, just for the heck of it. It's not as scary in the end and involves much fewer murders. Alternately: heaven but for sea creatures.
   
   
7. Closet where teenagers go into after getting drunk to make out and paw at each other. They generally stay there for seven minutes but sometimes get carried away for muchmuch longer and sometimes they come out after ten seconds after a light peck on each other's noses because both their crushes are in the room and also they're not into one another and possibly are of the wrong sexual orientations.