Eight stupid reasons couples fight over and how to work through them

1. Dishes. No one wants to do them. You want the other party to do it because you've always done this and you're more of the cook anyway why should you do everything and not them. No them no them. The solution is to just abandon the dishes and cookware and either order in everything that doesn't need the dishes, or use temporary solution of other people -- such as using paper plates and glasses for eating, straws for drinking etc etc.
   
   
2. Leaving the toilet set up/down. Here's the simplest solution: have everyone have their own bathroom and let them do whatever because there's no right answer as long as people shout about the right kinda' coronavirus that'll be fourteen times more potent.
   
   
3. Open tubes of toothpaste. You'd think people would have gotten this fundamental cause of disagreement but it's important to you and if she doesn't cater I won't make it a bigger than it's for you guys, but this seems like an important transporting experience by the idiots of the world. Just close the toothpaste tubes after you use them!
   
   
4. The toilet idea gave me a thought what if we tell people that we're not under no combinations to get the right supply, have them be a martian-like character.