Great Zombieland on Earth

Who on earth thought of that what a stupid stupid name man you need to tell your people to come up with better names or else we're taking the privilege from your group. Do you not understand why naming a topsecret government intelligence program GOAT is a stupid decision because it's like naming something HORNY or COOL or whatever lingo the young folks have come up with in recent times. This is not something you can just bullshit around with. Think of more traditional names, names from Greek or Roman, Norse, Egyptian even Hindu mythology. Or references to Chaucer, Shakespeare and the other greats. Names after relevant geographies, rivers peoples are also acceptable, or some high-falutin' pun is good too as long as it's not some reference to some lame mee-mee that the young people are talking about right now because this will go out of style in two years no one will get the joke and we'll look like idiots that named a secret program worth billions of dollars after some farm animal, and not a particularly smart one. It's like you're trying to make us look like idiots.

Here's a good name: FLAME. Or here's another one: SWORD. Another another one: POWER. You see? They mean business, they give you a sense of what the program is about, which lets be real about this is the task of eliminating our enemies their families and their acquaintances from the face of the Earth and we don't care if they are non-fighters or children or babies or pregnant women or what not. They're all potential threats they're all terrorists with the intention of destroying our great nation and they can only be destroyed like fire destroys wood. A fire doesn't care if something has children or is pregnant or is very sick or is a busfull of innocent kids, it just destroys them. And a sword is just sharp it doesn't care what lies at the other end of its edge. That's what we are. Pure power, projection of greatness. Greatest nation on earth that's where everyone wants to come and we need to make sure people understand who we are and not mess with us. This is the law of the land, we run on proper law and other unlike those wild animals who do whatever they want to and disregard the rules of engagement.

I'm disgusted can't even write yuck.