- Buy the cheapest, brandless jankiest wholesake bucket of condoms because you're going to be doing this for the rest of your life, might as well buy a whole lot to save for the rest of your life.
- Get shoes not by design or comfort but by what the cheapest shoe available in your foot size is at your shoestore. It doesn't need to be any particular store, just that the folks that go there over the course of years make the currency come alive.
- Discount streetside wholesale abortion, right next to the kebab place.
- The cheapest available security guard or security officer, who will be willing to pay the least while maintaining the good salary thanks to all the celebrities coming in through these doors.
- Bargain-brand blood transfusion...
- Nickel and diming your doctors and drivers before they actually even take the procesure, they just need to add we're fine, give us when you need, no not at all.
- Your comforters and your mattress
- Good insulation for your housing.
- The literal cheapest date you can find on the interwebs.
- Toilet paper. Cheap toilet paper will literally bite you in the ass.
10 really bad ways to save money that will most definitely come bite you in the ass
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