5 Signs You May not be sane anymore

1. Why are they saying you said the opposite of what you're saying right now. You're not an idiot, you know what you said, and your policy has always been the same. It's never changed never wavered and you're accusing you of flip-flopping. Your policy on the issue has always been...pro-the thing. Or opposite. Can't remember which one. And can't remember why. Oops.
   
   
2. They give you tests that make you really proud of yourself but everyone else does it in the tenth of the time you take. Maybe they've had a lot of experience or something. Because let you tell me, telling an elephant apart from a giraffe is not as easy as they make you sound, if they tell you you can't look at the spots etc.
   
   
3. All the fruits in your grand old office have large bold letters besides them that say something, you won't bother with what they say because it's not important to your job. They're stupid, you don't need any help. And also. Oh right, they're the names of the fruits they are in front of, so lame. You don't need the special signs to tell the difference between zaqat and uhhh uhh carrobs?
   
   
4. You think you are without doubt the smartest wisest man to have ever graced this earth and no one can even imagine getting close to your intelligence and pride. If they even got nearby they'd be wrong by default. You're also the humblest man everyone you've ever met has ever had the chance to be with, and they won't acknowledge you your enemies they're all your enemies but you are also a scientist.
   
   
5. You make a secret plan to take over the world every night with your harebrained friend but somehow never end up succeeding. Your hairbrained friend gets the fire for it most of the times, but you're really just trying to save face in front of anyone else.