- Deny! Deny! Deny! Never ever take responsibility of anything bad. Ever ever ever. First deny when they accuse you of something. Then deny when they come with circumstantial evidence. Then deny deny keep deny when they come up with direct evidence. That's the only way to get ahead in life.
- Love. Pray. Eat. This is the order things should happen. Never have sex with someone after eating a lot of food, always fuck in an empty stomach. And never pray before having sex, only after. You should not eat before fornicating, or praying because what are the gods gonna think huh that you decided to fill your belly first before thinking of them.
- Believe in yourself. Even if you are full of shit. Specially if you are full of shit. That way your lies are so convincing you fool yourself which makes the task of convincing someone else quite easy. If they discover the truth they'll be convinced you're delusional but not a liar which is the best thing that can happen to you given the circumstances.
- Never look back. This is a very specific piece of advice given to folks when they have some kind of scary monster or ghost right behind them and if they look back the ghost's gonna attack them and eat them or something. You can also generalize it, and imagine that if you look back and past events they will take ghostly scary forms and come to haunt you for all eternity.
Four pieces of shit advice you might want to think about
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