29 Ways we'll get a sweet sweet reprieve from this all of this

1. The heat death of the universe

2. The fiery destruction of the solar system at the hands of the Sun. Or the body. Whatever.

3. A nuclear war triggered by some maniac or another that'll forever remove any evidence of humans ever having existed.

4. Global flooding.

5. Global freezing.

6. Massive Asteroid strike that just...finishes us off without even a thought.

7. Supervolcano eruption that completely disrupts the global weather patterns, thus destroying all life on the planet.

8. Aliens. Something to do with aliens.

9. An uncontrollable disease.

10. A giant solar super-storm that disrupts the global world and stops us from ever thriving again, so we die a cold boring death.

11. WE all die of boredom.

12. Food poisoning. Hey, it can happen!

13. Gods. Something to do with the gods. They're always up to something, aren't they those twerps.

14. Water wars.

15. Global crop failure.

16. A massive Earthquake that just...destroys everything, like the one that created Sagarmatha out of the Ocean.

17. The Dinosaurs make a comeback.

18. Lizard people take over the world.

19. Dolfins and other pets take over the world.

20. Computers and AI take over the world, as in terminator.

21. Machines take over the world, as in the Matrix.

22. Death and destruction related to some kind of Wolf, as in the Ragnarok.

23. A giant whale eats the whole planet.

24. An even gianter whale eats the entire Solar system.

25. We release the poisonous gases stored in the permafrost, suddenly causing chaos and poisoning the atmosphere.

26. A mega intergalactic creature gulps down the vitality of the Earth, a figure such as Galactus.

27. Wizards, they mess around with magic and it goes terribly wrong. Awfully wrong really.

28. Human technology to disrupt all electronics etcetera is triggered, thereby sending us all to the stone age from which we are unable to recover.

29. Genetic engineering and Gene Drives get out of control.

30. People start undercooking their meats.