Grocery list for the morning after the night when you got a bit too drunk

•  20-count packet of sleeping pills
• 20-count packet of headache pills
• 4 sacks, the largest size, of plastic and jute
• 1 khukuri, the one in the house is not working
• 1 large galloon of the strong bleach to wash the house
• 1 long plastic rope
• 3 packs of incense sticks, various flavors, avoid the 'fresh' flavors though
• 4 buckets, large
• 5+ many t-shirts and trousers
• 2 tickets to chitwan on plane, bus, whatever, whichever is the earliest
• 2 big bags of well-burned charcoal
• 1 stick of sandalwood
• 1 box of strong baking soda
• several cans of very strong scent
• 2 sharp knives
• 1 wooden chopping board
• load up encouraging songs into the USB drive
• cheap second-hand backpacks if available
• 1 large vat of very strong acid, and the container to hold it, if available
• load up some youtube videos in the phone
• call somebody to find a good lawyer